“because that’s social interaction and i don’t support it”
~ Micheal Reeves, electrocution enthusiast
Social interaction is a flaw produced by society, and blight on humanity. According to a Polish sociologist, Piotr Sztompka, social interaction possesses a sociological hierarchy, and atop this hierarchy is physical movement.
Ever since I was born, I have had to perform this action called “physical movement”, a mandatory accessory to being alive, of which I did not voluntarily subscribe to. While the further involvement of this action to any aspect of living my life is nothing short of bane on my feeble existence. So of course I would not be a fan of social interaction of which I already find tedious. Humans are social creatures, and all human crimes are committed by humans, therefore socialization is responsible for 100% of human crimes. However, we have yet to make social interaction illegal, so to the fair species of this planet I plead to you: if you will not stop socializing for the sake of my tired soul, please do it for the sake of stopping crime.
~Sink Slowly 